Food vs Business Intelligence

How do you like your food cooked?
How do you like your Business Intelligence?

Here's a matrix to explain the differences:

Oven Baked Meal    = Built In House
Food Delivered        = Consulting Services
Fast Food                = Buy Pre Canned Package
Microwave Cooked = Self Service
Eat at Restaurant = Cloud
Catered Banquet = Hadoop
Junk Food = Spreadsheets