Won't be in the Office Today

Have you ever called in sick?

What excuse did you use?

I'm not feeling well.  Upset stomache.  Vomitting.  Headache.  Fever.  Nausious.

How about, my dogs sick, my kids sick, my car won't start, kids are home from school today.

My air conditioner broke, the repair man will be at the house, kid has a doctors appointment.

The list has no bounds.

You don't think people are creative, try managing people and listening to the excuses they come up with to avoid coming to the office to work.

That's what I'm talking about.